The novelist Gary Shteyngart just lately requested Donald Trump’s supporters on X to “try RFK Jr.,” noting that the idiosyncratic candidate has “many fascinating issues to say about plenty of stuff.” We requested Shteyngart if he himself would vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr. This was his response.
I’m a lifelong registered Republican who has voted for Donald J. Trump up to now 5 presidential elections. However currently I’ve been Robert F. KENNEDY Jr. with recent eyes, and I urge my fellow Republicans to have a look at him as effectively.
I voted for President Trump as a result of I’m a enterprise proprietor identical to him. Additionally, I appreciated that he was constructing a Wall to guard us towards immigrants from Mexico. In my very own life I’ve seen what unchecked immigration can do to our Nation. I undergo from Anal Fissures up by my Rectum and the physician in my city clinic is known as Hussein (like Barack Hussein Obama), and he has not been capable of repair my issues like an American physician would. If this “Dr.” Hussein had been stopped in Mexico, I might not have Anal Fissures.
Though President Trump has been largely good for our Nation, I believe he dropped the ball when he began Operation Warped Pace, which gave many individuals the autism and worse. I’ve been listening to Robert F. KENNEDY’S guide The Actual Anthony Fauci on audiotape, and he makes many compelling factors. Initially, his title is KENNEDY, identical to John F. KENNEDY and Robert F. KENNEDY. Second of all, he’s towards Operation Warped Pace and the COVID vaccines, which Dr. Hussein has been making an attempt to get me to take for years. Third of all, my granddaughter received’t converse to me as a result of I voted for Trump (she moved as much as St. Paul and thinks she is aware of all the pieces), and if I vote for KENNEDY perhaps we may have a relationship once more. Fourth of all, I dwell in a city the place a davenport is only for sitting, which is to say President Trump didn’t select a great operating mate. Fifth of all, though President Trump’s spouse is fairly, I don’t perceive a phrase she says, identical to I don’t perceive Dr. Hussein. KENNEDY, nevertheless, married an actress who appears to be like like a youthful model of my cousin Suzie. Sixth of all, despite the fact that I don’t assume that KENNEDY is as prayerful as President Trump, he has the help of Joe Rogan, and Joe Rogan at all times “calls them as he sees them.”
In conclusion, I do know there may be somebody on the market who can remedy all this. End the Wall and cease the immigrants from coming, repair the ache up by my Rectum, and make my granddaughter love me once more. However it could’t simply be some bozo off the road. Generally it takes a KENNEDY.